EXCLUSIVE!
Gibberish in Neutral has learned that Britney Spears struck a deal with the Devil last week to stave off her imminent death from overdose. To effect this, Spears had to agree to let one young, more talented star die for every week she lives past her expiration date. This is why Brad Renfro died last week, and why Heath Ledger died today. (Sadly, though Ms. Spears is infinitesimally talented, Paris Hilton and everyone associated with American Idol is less so.) We at Gibberish in Neutral call upon Britney to rescind her pact and embrace the healing power of Jebus, before more young celebrities die and ruin Terry Gilliam movies.
Gibberish in Neutral has learned that Britney Spears struck a deal with the Devil last week to stave off her imminent death from overdose. To effect this, Spears had to agree to let one young, more talented star die for every week she lives past her expiration date. This is why Brad Renfro died last week, and why Heath Ledger died today. (Sadly, though Ms. Spears is infinitesimally talented, Paris Hilton and everyone associated with American Idol is less so.) We at Gibberish in Neutral call upon Britney to rescind her pact and embrace the healing power of Jebus, before more young celebrities die and ruin Terry Gilliam movies.
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