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2008/01/22

I Like Tin Butts and I Cannot Lie



One thing I've learned from Battlestar Galactica and the new Terminator series is that fembots are teh hawt. And if you don't like their personality, you can just reprogram them -- perfect. If God truly loved mankind, he would've done it this way from the start

But given all the possibilities, which model would I select -- a nice pneumatic Six?



Nice, but not really my taste. Perhaps a bot with a little meat on her bones:





Nah, their exhaust ports are too big. Besides, the Crushinator is too high class. Maybe a nice Taminator.

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Now we're getting close, but she's a bit too lean. Let's take a look at the D'anna Biers model.



Ah, that's more like it. Meaty but without being too thick. She'd make a nice pair with one of those exotic Boomers:



She's pretty nice too. It's a tough call. And then there's a nice replicant twofer:




Now the Rachel model is exactly to my taste, and I'm betting the Pris cleans up well -- just remove the gunk around the eyes. I think I'll take the pair of them, the D'anna, two Boomers, and a Taminator. Then we can make lots of these:





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2 comments:

Your biggest skinny-girl fan said...

Wow Sean O'Hara! Who knew you liked chubbies?

Sean O'Hara said...

Not chubbies. Just Jayne Mansfield instead of Audrey Hepburn. I want some hips to grab onto, and enough padding that I don't see any ribs sticking out.